Showing posts with label Michael Vick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Vick. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Bsi 2,027.92 +4.19 +.21%

We really hope this is the last time that we write this name, but thank God Montana Fishburne is out there seeking help. Seriously.


BUY

Mike Vick

Can you say "quarterback controversy" in Philly?


SELL

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Ducking/issuing racist statements about Manny Pacquiao? Allegations of domestic abuse? Money May ain't quite living up to his championship aura.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Monday, June 28, 2010

Bsi 2,083.29 -2.44 -.12%

You know what we like a birthday parties? Some cake. A little music. No shooting incidents. Guess Michael Vick and I have still less in common.

There's a whole saying about being known by the company you keep that Mr. Vick should look into.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Bsi 2,105.28 +7 +.33%

While Michael Vick's football comeback is still a work in progress, BET finds his off-field reclamation project worthy of a docudrama.

And here I was thinking they're called reality shows.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

Bsi 2,083.93 +19.19 +.92%

A record goes down and the Market goes up.



WINNERS

Barack Obama (BHO) 289.27 +19.73 +6.79%

In the midst of all the trumped up health care debate it's sometimes easy to forget how historic this presidency really is. A recent Florida State psychological study showing what appears to be the disappearance of anti-black bias, while perhaps needing a lot more investigation, at least points to a changing of attitudes when it comes to the perception of black Americans.


LOSERS

Plaxico Burress (PB17) 1.12 -.76 -40.43%

Vick gets out and Burress goes in. Sometimes it's hard to be a sports fan.

Aww, buddy. Such a fucking waste.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Bsi 2,048.53 +0.0 +0%

Favre's return: Good for Vick.  Bad for Tavaris.  Neutral for the Index.



Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Bsi 2,048.53 -17.53 -.85%

So, somehow bringing a gun to a event where the president's going to be isn't considered a threat anymore?


Please don't let him be black, please don't let him be black... awww, damn!

BUY

Michael Vick

Don't call it a comeback... not yet at least.  Still, he's clearly in a better place then he's been in years.



SELL


The Wayans edge us ever closer to making blackface acceptable again.

Why?  Why? Why?

Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

Bsi 2,075.41 +7 +.34%

Mike Vick and Donovan McNabb together at last -- bet Rush Limbaugh would have something to say about that.

WINNERS

Mike Vick (MV7) 5.56 +1.45 +26.08%

We don't know if this is a good decision for the Eagles, but Vick's got a job. All the strum und drang over the signing we hope will turn into the beginning of a dialogue about our country's unrealistic and overly punitive relationship with ex-felons.

We don't want to hear shit from anybody who has an R. Kelly album that's for sure.

LOSERS

Mediatakeout.com (MTO) .67 -.24 -26.37%

Enough of the gay baiting from the Drudge Report of black gossip. From the latest Beyonce headlines to their constant down low assertions -- trust us MTO, the homophobia is getting old.


Thursday, August 6, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Bsi 2,039.88 -5.29 -.26%

I'm sorry, but hasn't Michael Vick served his time? Do you mean to say that there's NO team out there that's willing to see what he can do? Invite the man to camp somebody.



WINNERS

Jozy Altidore (JZA) 2.19 +1.01 +85%

We'd have loved to see him teamed up with fellow American Clint Dempsey on Fulham, but still the move to the move to the Premiere League's Hull City is nothing but a boon for the 19-year old striker.


LOSERS

Michael Steele (MSRNC) 5.47 -2.66 -32.72%

When your side is standing in the way of history, growing more desperate and resorting to bullshit like this...


You might not be the answer to your party's problems.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Bsi 2,006.14 -10.7 -.53%

The NFL continues to over reach their bounds by meting out their five-game Mike Vick suspension.

These punishments are the definition of arbitrary.

BUY

Blacks and the Mobile Internet

A latest Pew Report notes that blacks are the mobile internet's best customers.

African Americans are the most active users of the mobile internet – and their use of it is also growing the fastest. This means the digital divide between African Americans and white Americans diminishes when mobile use is taken into account.

  • 48% of Africans Americans have at one time used their mobile device to access the internet for information, emailing, or instant-messaging, half again the national average of 32%.
  • 29% of African Americans use the internet on their handheld on an average day, also about half again the national average of 19%.
  • Compared with 2007, when 12% of African Americans used the internet on their mobile on the average day, use of the mobile internet is up by 141%.

The high level of activity among African Americans on mobile devices helps offset lower levels of access tools that have been traditional onramps to the internet, namely desktop computers, laptops, and home broadband connections.

  • By a 59% to 45% margin, white Americans are more likely to go online using a computer on a typical day than African Americans.
  • When mobile devices are included in the mix, the gap is cut in half; 61% of whites go online on the average day when mobile access is included while 54% of African Americans do.
  • Looking across a range of digital activities – some done online typically using a computer and others being non-voice data activities on a mobile device – African American and white Americans, on average, do the same number of activities.


We got the hook up!

SELL

TBS' Are We There Yet

The bargain basement-ing of black television continues as TBS picks up the Ice Cube movie franchise to series under a similar deal that brought us Tyler Perry's House of Payne and Meet the Browns.

Oh, boy...

Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

Bsi 1982.4 +20 +1.01%

If President Obama is right and the G20 Summit ends up being a true economic turning point then this bump in the Index is just the beginning.


WINNERS

Michael Vick (MV7) 3.49 +.88 +25.21%

Yes, he's bankrupt. Yes, he's currently serving a 23 month prison sentence. Still, Vick ends up in the winners column for finding a job with a criminal record, even in this tough environment.


God knows there are other, less fortunate, brothers getting out who'd just love to know how he pulled that one off.

LOSERS

King Magazine (KMAG) 0.00 -.91 -100%

Yes, there are those who would say that filing King Magazine -- the "Illest Men's Magazine Ever" -- under losers is redundant, but this has nothing to do with "editorial" content. Rather, the black men's magazine has been crushed beneath the wheels of the financial downturn and will hence be no more.
Time to invest in Smooth magazine, I guess.

Where do we go to now for our three page Buffy the Body fold-outs?

An anxious readership awaits word.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Bsi 1,488.23 +15.69 +1.05%

The week ends on a positive note as the Index regains yesterday's losses.

WINNERS

Gaius Charles (GC20) 9.12 +2.78 +30.48%

Charles brings a swagger and vulnurability to Brian "Smash" Williams, his character on the best drama on television right now, "Friday Night Lights".

LOSERS

Larry Johnson (LJ27) 4.52 -22.48 -83.26%

From the TV gridiron to the real deal, where the news isn't as good.  Kansas City running back Larry Johnson is being investigated for assaulting a woman in a bar.  It's the fourth time in five years he's been accused of assaulting a woman.

Why are you grinning?  You're about to throw it all away.

Johnson's once-promising career has gone off the rails and he's truly in need of help.  That being said, since when is fighting dogs worse than beating women?  Where's all the outrage that accompanied the Michael Vick case?  Is an athlete committing violence against women not out of the box enough to rouse people's emotions?  Here's hoping we're all just waiting for due process to run its course.  Otherwise, that's fairly damning assessment of where we are as a nation and what we let our athletes get away with.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Bsi 1,406.29 -51.36 -3.52%

The Index tumbles on new poll data which indicates that perhaps John McCain's bet may be paying off.
I can't believe this shit could work... P.T. Barnum was right about Americans.

BUY


Wendell B. Harris' 1989 film about a black con-artist still bristles with originality and harkens back to a day when black independent cinema wasn't the exclusive domain of a certain cross-dressing producer of melodrama.



SELL

The Current Play of Black Quarterbacks in the NFL

Right now there are six starting black quarterbacks and only ONE legit elite talent -- Donovan McNabb.


The first week of the NFL season saw A LOT of poor play from quarterbacks of color.  And while the overall fortunes of some of the younger players, like Vince Young and JaMarcus Russell, have yet to be played out, the lack of bonafide successes is both a concern and a step in the right direction.

Analysts here are used to the idea that black athletes in overwhelmingly white sports or positions have to be significantly better than their white counterparts (see here: Warren Moon, Tiger Woods and Venus and Serena Williams).  The fact that so many of the black quarterbacks have played average, or worse, means we may be getting somewhere.  We just wouldn't suggest rushing out and drafting these young men on your fantasy football team.

Where did it all go wrong?... Oh yeah.