Friday, November 20, 2009

Bsi 2,088.32 -4.61 -.22%

Let's see, a Columbia University architecture professor, following an argument about white privilege, decided to test the limits of said concept by punching a white female student. Dumbass.

WINNERS

Wendy Williams (WWIL) 13.98 +2.16 +15.45%

Oprah takes a knee and Williams gets a new contract. Not a bad week for someone whose show no one watches.

LOSERS

The Blind Side (OHER) -- -- NA

While I think we can all be moved by the true story presented in the new Sandra Bullock movie -- I have to believe we've seen this movie before.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Bsi 1,229.30 +19.56 +1.59%

The week ends on a positive session.

WINNERS

Oprah Winfrey (HARPO) 129.32 +21.69 +16.77%

News of Harpo's demise have been greatly exagerated as not long after media speculation that the mogel's empire was waning comes news that Oprah's support of Barack Obama is estimated to have contributed around one million votes to the Illinois senator's primary campaign.

You better reckanize!  Fuck with me and I'll do you like I did Chappelle!  Dark Crusaders in the House!

LOSERS

Wendy Williams (WWIL) 8.12 -1.32 -13.98%

One of the worst things to happen to talk shows -- unless you're Tyra Banks.

Makes my show look like "The McNeil-Lehrer News Hour".  You didn't think I know about "McNeil-Lehrer", did you?