The Index feels the sting of serious losses in other markets.
Barack Obama (BHO) 243.88 +11.61 +4.76%
Contrary to right-wing propaganda it looks as though the terrorists actually supported John McCain. This, brought into the light as Obama is called a "house negro" by Al Qaeda.
There's an Arabic translation for "house negro"? You learn something new every day.
Katt Williams (KWPMP) 10.95 -3.28 -23.05%
News of a recent arrest and missed appearance on NBC's Conan O'Brian leading up to his leaving the road for exhaustion are the latest setbacks in a career poised for the superstardom his talent deserves.
Analysts here hope things get sorted out before Williams finds himself with on the margins with other promising, but now Missing in Action negroes.