Friday, October 9, 2009

Bsi 2,127.96 +24.87 +1.17%

Hey, Don Draper, do you have a Nobel Peace Prize.

Say my name, bitches!

WINNERS

Barack Obama (BHO) 283.85 +9.47 +3.34%

While a solid argument can be made that Obama has been given this award prematurely, that a sitting American president can stand as an international symbol of peace after that past eight years shows exactly how transformative a figure he is.

LOSERS

Australia (AUS) .29 -.52 -64.2%

Yahoo Seriously, Australia, wtf???

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Bsi 2,103.09 -2.19 -.1%

Who's Askmen.com most influential man of the year?  Barack Obama? Nope.  He's Number Three.  Try Don Draper.  Yes, made up, fictional character Don Draper.

We here like Don Draper and Mad Men, but still say "come on".  At the heart of the matter, though, this ranking says more about these kinds of lists than they do anything else.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Bsi 2,105.28 +7 +.33%

While Michael Vick's football comeback is still a work in progress, BET finds his off-field reclamation project worthy of a docudrama.

And here I was thinking they're called reality shows.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Bsi 2,089.28 -8.34 -.4%

The Republican establishment raps Michael Steele on the knuckles for talking policy as a reminder just in case was starting to think he was the head of the GOP.

BUY

Good Hair

Comedy

SELL

The Good Hair Lawsuit

Sorry, but just because you made a short documentary about issues around black hair doesn't mean you own the subject.  Plus, this is Hollywood where the laws of the land are an idea is only as strong as its execution and big fish eat little fish.

Drama

Monday, October 5, 2009

Bsi 2,097.62 -7.77 -.37%

Stooge Chris Paine was brought into Glen Beck's show to play the token negro for the teabaggers and make political hay from Derrion Albert's murder by saying a culture of blame whites and victimhood is destroying the black community -- and then goes to blame that attitude on liberalism.

Not to go all Kanye on you, Glen Beck doesn't care about black people and only welcomes blacks to the table if it pushes the narrative his brand of racism is driving.  Stop going on his show Negroes.  Just stop.