Friday, September 10, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

Bsi 2,018.3 +11.12 +.55%

BHO gets an assist from the courts which declare "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" unconstitutional.


The Smiths (SMTHS) 33.93 +5.69 +16.77

No... not Morrissey. Forget China, we gotta worry about the Smiths taking over. Next up, Willow.


Ray Lewis (RL52)* 1.49 -.59 -28.37%

Good thing it's football season, Ray. Cause this ain't your finest moment. Of course, it's not your worst either.

*By the way Ray-Ray, we're not calling you a loser. Far from it. We DO NOT want to make you angry. Believe us.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Bsi 2,007.18 +3.33 +.17%

Hey, if getting your ass beat by the police, precipitating an officer trial that begets a riot and leads to your ending up on "Celebrity Rehab" en route to finding the right one doesn't end up as a romantic comedy I don't know what will. Just call it The Rodney King Story.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Bsi 2,003.85 -10.23 -.51%

We hear cats acting like people is big on the Internets, so...

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Bsi 2,014.08 -3.66 -.18%

The Index mourns the loss of Jefferson Thomas, one of the "Little Rock Nine" who integrated Central high school in Arkansas in 1957.



Screw it, we'll give "black Heart to Heart" a shot.


Dancing Black Traffic Cop

Save it for the clubs, buddy.