Friday, September 10, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

Bsi 2,018.3 +11.12 +.55%

BHO gets an assist from the courts which declare "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" unconstitutional.


The Smiths (SMTHS) 33.93 +5.69 +16.77

No... not Morrissey. Forget China, we gotta worry about the Smiths taking over. Next up, Willow.


Ray Lewis (RL52)* 1.49 -.59 -28.37%

Good thing it's football season, Ray. Cause this ain't your finest moment. Of course, it's not your worst either.

*By the way Ray-Ray, we're not calling you a loser. Far from it. We DO NOT want to make you angry. Believe us.