Friday, February 12, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

Bsi 2,102.65 +1.4 +.07%

Happy early Valentine's Day, y'all.



WINNERS

New Orleans (NOLA) 20.21 +2.55 +12.62%

With Ray Nagin gone and the Saints holding the Lombardi Trophy, perhaps New Orleans can start to turn the page from Hurricane Katrina.



LOSERS

Ray J (RYJ) 5.49 -.83 -13.13%

Why do people want to get with this dude?


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Bsi 2,101.25 -4.11 -.2%

Al Sharpton didn't miss an opportunity to stick his face in front of the camera once again. This time imploring President Obama to create jobs in the African-American community. As though that's not a concern of his.

Way to make it about you again, Al.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Bsi 2,105.36 -5.17 -.24%

There's probably no one on the planet who more wishes that Chappelle had a show than John Mayer. Maybe then he'd be able to get his "hood pass" back. It's what got for him in the first place.
We never did get the whole John Mayer thing.

PLAYBOY: If you didn't know you, would you think you're a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are "Your Body Is a Wonderland" and "Daughters." If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very...I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you're very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, "I can’t really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Bsi 2,110.53 +4.56 +.22%



BUY

Chocolate Genius

New album on the way.



SELL

Mike Tyson

Oh, Mike. Just... don't.


Monday, February 8, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

Bsi 2,105.97 +9.43 +.45%

It was yesterday, but considering the crisis going on in the black community we couldn't let National Black AIDS/HIV Awareness Day pass without a mention.

I mean, who else's picture would we put up? Love ya Magic!