Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Bsi 2,064.36 -16.43 -.79%

Two wars, an economic collapse, the Taliban in Pakistan and now swine flu.  Almost makes a President want to say "What the fuck?"

Swine flu?  You're kidding, right?

BUY

Dap (a/k/a "Terrorist Fist Jabs")

The first black president introduces the world at large to the long-standing urban greeting just months before the looming threat of swine flu sends people looking for hellos more sanitary than handshakes and kissing on the cheek.

Coincidence?

SELL

"Kobe Doin' Work"

This Spike Lee/Kobe Bryant joint looks more like a puff pieces designed to reclaim the aloof, polarizing super-star.