Friday, July 31, 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

Bsi 2,027.85 +4.24 +.21

Heaven just got a little richer... or something like that -- we're not quite sure.  Reverend Ike's dead.

While we'd never wish anybody dead, there are those who won't necessarily be missed (*cough* Dick Cheney *cough*)


Jack Johnson  (JJBX) 2.24 +2.24 NA

The House of Representatives passed a resolution this week to urge President Obama to pardon the late champion.


Barack Obama (BHO) 287.18 -11.11 -3.37%

Dear President Obama,

We here at the Index are big fans.  Big fans.  But perhaps now's a time good time to say that maybe you shouldn't try to be all things to all people at all times.  Maybe, just maybe, now's the time to take your congressional majority and push through your agenda instead of DRINKING BEERS WITH TWO DUDES WHO SHOULD HAVE MOVED ON BY NOW!  Beer summit, dude?!  Beer summit?!