Friday, September 10, 2010

Bsi 2,018.3 +11.12 +.55%

BHO gets an assist from the courts which declare "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" unconstitutional.

WINNERS

The Smiths (SMTHS) 33.93 +5.69 +16.77

No... not Morrissey. Forget China, we gotta worry about the Smiths taking over. Next up, Willow.

LOSERS

Ray Lewis (RL52)* 1.49 -.59 -28.37%

Good thing it's football season, Ray. Cause this ain't your finest moment. Of course, it's not your worst either.

*By the way Ray-Ray, we're not calling you a loser. Far from it. We DO NOT want to make you angry. Believe us.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Bsi 2,007.18 +3.33 +.17%

Hey, if getting your ass beat by the police, precipitating an officer trial that begets a riot and leads to your ending up on "Celebrity Rehab" en route to finding the right one doesn't end up as a romantic comedy I don't know what will. Just call it The Rodney King Story.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Bsi 2,003.85 -10.23 -.51%

Post-Racial America: where you can still get away with calling a black man "boy".

We hear cats acting like people is big on the Internets, so...

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Bsi 2,014.08 -3.66 -.18%

The Index mourns the loss of Jefferson Thomas, one of the "Little Rock Nine" who integrated Central high school in Arkansas in 1957.

BUY

Undercovers

Screw it, we'll give "black Heart to Heart" a shot.

SELL

Dancing Black Traffic Cop

Save it for the clubs, buddy.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Bsi 2,017.74 +2.99 +.15%

We don't know about you, but we're just glad this week is over.

WINNERS

Jay Pharoah (JPHRO) .99 +.99 NA

Is Saturday Night Live about to hire a Negro -- specifically this guy? Even if they mess up and don't this impressionist's profile has been raised over the past couple days.

LOSERS

Wal-Mart (WMT) 1.29 -.46 -26.29%

Guess who segregates their books by race? That ain't part of no Dewey Decimal system.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Bsi 2,014.75 -7.61 -.38%

T.I., didn't you just get out of jail? Damn, man!