Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Bsi 1,394.85 +33.54 +2.4%

As the attacks on Obama's character increase, so does his lead in the polls.

BUY


The "Dean" of black filmmakers, best known for his experimental masterwork, Symbiopsychotaxiplaxm: Take One.



Though analysts here are partial to Ali The Fighter, his documentary about the first Ali-Frazier fight in 1971.

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CNN'S SHINEY HAPPY NEGROES

In an attempt to out-Fox themselves, the new CNN, home to Glen Beck, has decided to make their afternoon news reports more conversational and folksy... which is to say, lower the level of conversation so even a third grader can understand it.

Enter these two nitwits.

Don Lemon...

...and Tony Harris -- you have been called out!

What happened to news anchors who actually seemed as though they know what they're talking about?  Harris and Lemon combine to lack the gravitas of a snap-pea.

At least they're not this guy, though.


Rick Sanchez: moron