As markets around the world get pummeled on this Black... er, "African-American" Monday, the Index takes a hit behind news that Saturday Night Live, desperate to find a black comedienne to play Michelle Obama, was hoping to lure back Maya Rudolph. Analysts here don't believe the venerable, yet long in the tooth series looked all that hard.
Saturday Night Live... the only thing that ignores black women more than black men. What? Okay, I couldn't help myself.